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A close view shows two tents on and beside a stone hut. The hut has a turf roof, with grey water and granite hills beyond.

A close view shows two tents on and beside a stone hut.

The hut has a turf roof, with grey water and granite hills beyond.

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A slightly crooked phone photo frames a low, thick-walled stone hut at the centre, with the photographer’s thumb softly blurring one corner. Its broad, flat roof is packed with damp turf, and a small brown canvas tent is pitched securely on top; a second brown tent sits on the rocky ground beside it. Beyond, smooth granite domes rise through a coastal river valley, with a strip of grey water below. It is a cold, wet early-spring dawn, the light dim and overcast, with muddy footprints and a scuffed camping chair near the hut.

Looks like a real photo, realistic detail, nothing overlaid on it. No readable writing anywhere: plain unlabelled gear, no slogans, no number plates.

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