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A camper stakes a tent beside a marsh, seen from behind and to the side. Two tent-topped barges sit across the water, linked by rough plank bridges.

A camper stakes a tent beside a marsh, seen from behind and to the side.

Two tent-topped barges sit across the water, linked by rough plank bridges.

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A medium-wide photo from behind and slightly to the side shows a camper bent over, pressing a tent stake into the muddy bank, with a reed-filled marsh taking up most of the frame. Across the flooded channel, a forty-metre timber barge has split lengthwise into two weather-darkened deck sections, each carrying a faded canvas tent; narrow, uneven plank bridges span the water between them. Brown fallen leaves cling to bare trees, and a thin frost rims the grass in soft, cloudy morning light. A dusty old car and scuffed gear box sit on firmer sand nearby, beside trampled, wet ground.

Looks like a real photo, realistic detail, nothing overlaid on it. No readable writing anywhere: plain unlabelled gear, no slogans, no number plates.

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